Ryan: (giggles) I’m so funny.
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Becca: But also… why are you listening to Sandstorm?
Me: Shut up.
Me: (starts dancing)
Cris: Okay, that’s embarrassing.
Cris: Stop, clients are going to walk by.
Cris: Go, just go.
Fabienne: I fixed it like the lesbian I am.
Lilly: Most of our fantasies involving winning the lottery and not having to back to work… Getting sick and not having to go back to work… Or getting seriously injured and getting worker’s comp and not having to go back to work.
Me: So do you guys like your job?
Shirley: Love it.
Dustin: Omg what happened with that anyway?
Me: I threatened him with law enforcement and he stopped.
Dustin: On one hand, wow white man really responded appropriately to legal action threat.
Dustin: On the other hand, wow that bar is just so so low.
Dustin: I can’t believe I’m even impressed by this.
Me: Now for me it’s like, are you crazy? No? Okay, let’s go on a date.
Lilly: Ah, yes. Life has a way of beating you down like that.
Dustin: Satisfaction of calendar blocks fitting into place with no conflict is the adulthood Tetris.
Cris: That movie was HEAVY.
Me: So like a croissant with butter in it?
Cris: No, like a full-on loaf of bread. Like a pound cake.
(On the Museum of Illusions)
Me: Omg! Was it worth going?
Mojan: It was not!!! The only illusion was how they got me to buy a ticket.
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