Ally: No. Every guy should know, as soon as they hit send, it’s not private anymore.
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Jenn: I trimmed her butt hairs.
DJ: We went to Rock & Croc. Rocking Croc? Crocodile Rock.
Me: Ah, Croc Rock.
DJ: That place is full of predators.
Ava: It’s December. Ho ho HOE.
Ivy: You smell like the bus. Welcome home.
Me: What are fire ants? Are they born from fire?
Jenn: I don’t know but no matter how you slice it, in any context, fire ants cannot be a good thing.
Sanila: Remember, he would snort coke off the pimple on your ass.
Rui: Would you trust a baguette from a convenience store? I would fight with it because it’s stale.
Livie: He looks like Chase Crawford to me. Like… Chase Crawford and that guy that died in the race car movie.
Ava: I’m gonna pretend I don’t know anything because most of the time, I don’t.
My Friends Say Things 