Random Guy in Elevator: Cool pants.
Me: Thanks, they were $14. And they have pockets!
Random Guy in Elevator: Sweet.
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Me: Wait, is that even legal?
Karishma: Honestly, in India, you can do anything.
Dustin: Say what you will about uWaterloo, but it does teach you the concept of defeat pretty quickly.
Cris: Custard filling is the best. CUST OR BUST!
Me: Ew….
Dad: The sun during winter in Toronto might as well be like the light inside a refrigerator.
(on Facetime)
Me: …hello?
Anon: Sorry, I had to mute you because my poop was falling.
Note: The person requested that I post this specifically, but to remove their name.
Me: I don’t like to define it as a relationship. In my mind, it’s more accurately depicted as a severe lapse in judgement on my behalf.
Mojan: A relation-SHIT!
Sean: Okay Google, play happy music.
Google Home: Okay, now playing from a playlist named, “Old Sing-A-Longs”.
Sean: ….
(Fighter by Christina Aguilera starts playing)
Dustin: Believe in yourself like Soulja Boy believes in himself.
Dustin: Official new life motto.
Marcus: Are you Garfield?
Me: I do like lasagna.
Marcus: You look like you do.
