Ava: Finished the pint of gelato I bought for myself yesterday. I’m ashamed.
Ava: But also not. It was good.
Author Archives: Irisa
(On RuPaul’s Drag Race)
Christina: It’s part of the cultural zeitgeist. Get with it.
Sanila: My diet now consists of bagels, hash browns and chicken fingers thanks to stress and anxiety. Dilsher says I have the diet of a 12-year-old living on the streets.
Sanila: I am okay with that.
Random Guy in Elevator: Cool pants.
Me: Thanks, they were $14. And they have pockets!
Random Guy in Elevator: Sweet.
Me: Wait, is that even legal?
Karishma: Honestly, in India, you can do anything.
Dustin: Say what you will about uWaterloo, but it does teach you the concept of defeat pretty quickly.
Cris: Custard filling is the best. CUST OR BUST!
Me: Ew….
Dad: The sun during winter in Toronto might as well be like the light inside a refrigerator.
(on Facetime)
Me: …hello?
Anon: Sorry, I had to mute you because my poop was falling.
Note: The person requested that I post this specifically, but to remove their name.
Me: I don’t like to define it as a relationship. In my mind, it’s more accurately depicted as a severe lapse in judgement on my behalf.
Mojan: A relation-SHIT!
