Andrea: Did you know that Pikachu is based off an actual animal called the pika??
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Gari: I asked him the exact same question and he called me a bitch for it.
Andy: What colour grapes though?
Me: Both, I’m not a racist.
Andy: Oh, I am. Red grapes matter.
Me: You went to The Keg and you got salmon?
Kevin: Ya!
Iris: (turns to me) It looked like it physically hurt you to say that.
Hilary: Guys, I ate romaine. So I’m just saying goodbye now.
Dustin: Hmm, I don’t know if I can give you the correct answer.
Dustin: I trust that you’ll arrive there on your own because you know what you want.
Dustin: I think the best advice is, don’t be afraid to go for things because of past experiences or circumstances. They’re not the template for our futures.
Calvin: I hate Asian time. We showed up half an hour late and we’re still the first ones here.
Becca: Everything will be okay. I have a good feeling about this.
Dustin: When a manager offers to buy eight rounds of shots on a Wednesday… say no to that shit.
Ashley: Dude. You need to chill.
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