Ivy: That bitch chose to meet at Nando’s. My friend is a vegetarian. I’m a vegetarian. The bitch HERSELF is vegetarian.
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Ivy: I would have been like naw, let the house be cold, I’m not going to that housewarming.
Kaili: He’s a fat kid that got really fit in adulthood.
Me: So you know he takes a lot of photos of himself.
Maggie: Say no more.
Riannon: Anything is possible at 1 am. Anything.
Andy: If I’m going to hell, it’s because the instructions were unclear.
Mom: Life is a marathon, not a sprint.
(on soft-boiled eggs)
Cris: No, I get it. You and I, we’re the same.
Me: Boujee-ass bitch?
Cris: Ya.
Ally: You know what? I’m not gonna get hash browns. I’m going to get seasoned fries.
Christina: I encourage you to live your truth.
Ryan: I can’t even tell that’s a police car.
Me: It says police on it.
Fabienne: Ew, you’re so creepy, can you go home?
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