Me: Yeah, I get restless so I have to take myself out on walks like a dog.
Amelia: Oh yeah, me too. Except my walks are, like, to that kitchen.
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Cris: Like, what kind of ramen would have a hard-boiled egg? It should be soft-boiled. Like sorry, I was raised better.
Andy: I’m sad but I’m horny but I should be happy?? What is this mix of emotions??
Andrea: So they’re the same age?
Me: …her and her TWIN?
Andrea: ….yes, that would make sense.
Becca: I was like, why am I doing this? But then I did it anyways.
Cris: You’re only saying that because you hired her.
DJ: I HIRED YOU TOO!
Ivy: That bitch chose to meet at Nando’s. My friend is a vegetarian. I’m a vegetarian. The bitch HERSELF is vegetarian.
Ivy: I would have been like naw, let the house be cold, I’m not going to that housewarming.
Kaili: He’s a fat kid that got really fit in adulthood.
Me: So you know he takes a lot of photos of himself.
Maggie: Say no more.
Riannon: Anything is possible at 1 am. Anything.
