Irisa

(Shaggy playing over the speakers)

Jenn: He said it wasn’t him, but it was in fact, him.

Me: Is it as freak nasty as they say?

Ava: It’s freak nasty, for sure.

Val: Ignorance is bliss, but unfortunately bliss is not in my cards.

Me: Are you okay?

Scott: My age, it’s so much.

Don: I found a hole in the ground and thought it was something special.

Fab: We were on a golf course.

Andy: Wait, he’s in the ocean right now? How is he still sending me memes?

Sinyi: I think about how you can’t be brave without being scared.

Everyone else: Ohhhhhh (snaps).

Jenn: Everyone’s gangsta until they touch a wet spot in the cave.

Me: “He has Risen.” So he rose from the dead. So he’s a zombie.

Becca: Yes.

(About to enter a club)

Sanila: I think we should learn all the emergency exits, just in case.

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