Ally: Did you guys know there’s a word for fuck boy in every language?
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Me: You know, when I first met you, I didn’t think we’d be having an in-depth conversation about poop in the service centre.
Ally: It happens, it happens.
Mom: You know… Air Canada is hiring.
Me: Mom. You know I get motion sickness easily, why do you keep pitching me this?
Fabienne: And I killed that presentation. In my pyjamas. In my room. Because it was over Skype.
(hears loud noise)
Becca: What’s that?
Me: That….. is a party.
Becca: What’s a party?
Anviksha: Wine at nine is fine, sunshine!
Me: Wait, you’ve never had peanut butter?
Marcus: I’m allergic. I don’t die. Just vomit. Let’s move on.
Me: So apparently it’s Pisces season and Mercury’s in retrograde.
Andy: What do I do with this information?
(snooping in the fridge at an Airbnb party)
Me: Are they white?
Lil Stevie: Yeah.
Me: Yeah, I see Mill St.
Random: I feel attacked.
Random: ……what kind of Mill St.?
Me: Don’t be shady.
Timmy: Sorry, I was watching RuPaul’s.
My Friends Say Things 