Holly: Harry, you’ve been very rude today. Let go of the pumpkin seeds. Live, laugh, love.
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Me: I just have to think of a way to frame it nicely.
Dustin: “Aite I ain’t tryna be no snitch right. But these two clowns be bitches man, what da fuk.”
(at a club)
Bessie: (slaps my arm) STOP YAWNING.
Ying: Finance bro. Probably wears a fleece vest.
Sinyi: (drops an orange) OH NO, MY ORANGE!
Sinyi: (turns to Sean) Do you want an orange?
(on the Night King)
Me: That ugly dude.
Daryl: What ugly dude?
Me: The king of the dead.
Daryl: He’s a good looking dude, don’t do him like that.
Daryl: (Googles pic) see? He’s good looking.
Me: Okay okay, fine. He’s good looking… I feel like you took that personally.
Ally: I feel so greasy.
Don: It’s fine, we’re watching the ballet, the ballet isn’t watching us.
(watching the Raptors lose)
Becca: Why? Why are we like this?
Quyen: Girl, you let me know. I got the money AND I’m willing to run away so…
Me: The first thing I asked was, “Do y’all have blankets I can wrap myself in?”
Dustin: The Lifetime Channel presents: A Mood.
