Jess: Oh yeah… We’re also growing a frickin’ avocado seed.
Author Archives: Irisa
Sinyi: I love it when I get free stuff. It’s so much better than non-free stuff.
(on sangria)
Anviksha: I told her to make it strong and she filled it with juice. That’s why I have trust issues.
Becca: That’s a lot of 菜.
Me: I’m a lot of woman.
Sean: Just Google “Lowry butt” and you’ll see what I mean.
Don: I’m funny drunk.
Ally: I’m sleepy drunk.
Me: I’m ratchet drunk.
Ally: Okay, so we’re the holy trinity.
Me: Why don’t you want to live in Florida? Is it the murderers?
Kaili: Youuuuuu got me! It’s the KILLERS!
Me: Hello.
Iris: Are you talking to me?
Me: Hello.
Iris: Who are you talking to?
Me: Hello.
Iris: What are you talking to?
Me: Hello.
Iris: Am I going on your blog?
Robyn: They’re like hippies, aren’t they pretty granola?
Holly: They’re vanilla?
Robyn: No, granola isn’t the same thing as vanilla.
Me: (pulls out cereal box) I have vanilla granola!
Don: I don’t like the term dad bod, I prefer father figure.
Zoe: I am going to vomit on you.
