Anviksha: (eyes glaze over)
Karishma: Where… where are you going? Come back!
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Quyen: He asked me for money so I’m like, “Who’s your daddy now?”
Harry: I used to throw garbage at Lindsay and take pictures of it while it was still in the air.
Lindsay: And we call THAT workplace harassment.
Ally: Justin doesn’t like kimchi either. But then again, he likes The Bachelor so he has questionable taste.
Don: I bruise easily too. In the summer, my legs get all bruised and it’s the most unattractive thing.
Me: No, the most unattractive thing is racism.
(pouring wine)
Me: Get iiiiiit!
Jenn B: It’s been got.
Zoe: Oh my god, did my landlord just ask me if I’m up?
Me: Are you okay?
Rui: I’M GOOD. But it’s everyone else that is a mess right now.
Becca: Medjool dates are my fave kind of dates.
Timmy: (shouts into abyss) ALEXA, STOP.
