Me: Just out of genuine curiosity, why do you still talk to her?
Andy: I talked to her recently cause I was “curious.” A curious cat extracting her wack perspectives.
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Steph: I have a Taurus [symbol] behind my ear.
Me: I’m a Pisces, so apparently I cry a lot.
Steph: Yeah, I believe that.
Me: You know what will never be a mistake? Chicken fingers for dinner.
Marcus: Not if you’re a chicken.
Candice: Another day, another session of me hiding from my work in the bathroom.
Ava: Finished the pint of gelato I bought for myself yesterday. I’m ashamed.
Ava: But also not. It was good.
(On RuPaul’s Drag Race)
Christina: It’s part of the cultural zeitgeist. Get with it.
Sanila: My diet now consists of bagels, hash browns and chicken fingers thanks to stress and anxiety. Dilsher says I have the diet of a 12-year-old living on the streets.
Sanila: I am okay with that.
Random Guy in Elevator: Cool pants.
Me: Thanks, they were $14. And they have pockets!
Random Guy in Elevator: Sweet.
Me: Wait, is that even legal?
Karishma: Honestly, in India, you can do anything.
Dustin: Say what you will about uWaterloo, but it does teach you the concept of defeat pretty quickly.
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