(group cheers)
Anviksha: Happy Wednesday! Oh yuck, I hate we’ve become those people. There’s nothing happy about it.
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Harry: Every time I went to Tim Hortons, she called me a peasant.
Calvin: Damn, I apologize on behalf of guys out there… Men can be real assholes.
Calvin: If you need to know one self defense move, it’s called the nut punch – highly effective.
Ashley: Ya, IDK, whatevs. I’ll just be single forever and get a dog.
(Lining up for pizza)
Man in Car: (shouts) ALL THIS FOR PIZZA?
Line: Yeah.
Man in Car: HOW MUCH?
Line: $3.
Man in Car:
Man in Car: ……..oh fuck, pull over, pull over.
Me: It’s a…. FUN Friday, guys.
Loren: Except that it’s not.
Ally: Did you guys know there’s a word for fuck boy in every language?
Me: You know, when I first met you, I didn’t think we’d be having an in-depth conversation about poop in the service centre.
Ally: It happens, it happens.
Mom: You know… Air Canada is hiring.
Me: Mom. You know I get motion sickness easily, why do you keep pitching me this?
Fabienne: And I killed that presentation. In my pyjamas. In my room. Because it was over Skype.
