Me: Are you okay?
Scott: My age, it’s so much.
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Don: I found a hole in the ground and thought it was something special.
Fab: We were on a golf course.
Andy: Wait, he’s in the ocean right now? How is he still sending me memes?
Sinyi: I think about how you can’t be brave without being scared.
Everyone else: Ohhhhhh (snaps).
Jenn: Everyone’s gangsta until they touch a wet spot in the cave.
Me: “He has Risen.” So he rose from the dead. So he’s a zombie.
Becca: Yes.
(About to enter a club)
Sanila: I think we should learn all the emergency exits, just in case.
Timmy: I actually love turbulence.
Me: You’re a freak.
(At the resort)
Sanila: I want to take this stick of butter home with me.
Me: ….no, goyle.
Guy in Aisle Seat: (turns to me) I think we got lucky.
Guy Entering Middle Seat: The dream dies with me.
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