Me: (forgets to clip one fingernail)
Kevin: Well, if it makes you feel any better, some people intentionally leave one fingernail long for—
Me: Oh yeah, cocaine and boogers!
Kevin:
Me:
Kevin: …boxes…
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Me: Oh, I’m sorry. Did I ruin it again?
Bessie: YES.
Fabienne: The straights have ruined it again.
Zoe: It’s problematic how hot he is.
Sinyi: Every day that we don’t die is a great day!
Becca: So we’re just poor and fucked up?
Me: Yeh.
Becca: Sounds about right.
Ivy: Isn’t Chef’s Table like, one guy cooking food for a bunch of countries and he messes it up?
Me: What? No!
Ivy: That’s what I heard.
Daryl: So you’re telling me you DON’T want to meet someone, get married and get divorced? That’s the dream.
Random girl: Um, I don’t want you guys to be mad at me, but I’m pretty drunk right now.
Don: Do you lift? I lift. Spirits.
Me: So you confused me with an old Italian guy named Tony?
Fabienne: I’m sorry, I’M SORRY!
My Friends Say Things 