Random girl: Um, I don’t want you guys to be mad at me, but I’m pretty drunk right now.
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Don: Do you lift? I lift. Spirits.
Me: So you confused me with an old Italian guy named Tony?
Fabienne: I’m sorry, I’M SORRY!
Don: We are all here to criticize. A fashion house is not a fashion house without family members.
(at a museum)
Ashley: We’re just two cultured bitches, you know.
Zoe: It’s a hot chocolate but it tastes like misery.
Sean: Man, I’ve been trying to play that for I don’t even know how long.
Me: Years and years?
Sean: Like two months.
Daryl: Why wouldn’t you want a boy?
Me: I don’t want to bring another man into this world. They f*ck shit up.
Daryl: That’s what we do.
Andy: You ever like a comment on YouTube by accident then unlike it’cause you don’t want anyone to know you were part of that weird-ass ecosystem?
Fabienne: What else should I bring?
Me: Your sense of humour.
Fabienne: Shut up.
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