Me: Why didn’t you guess tuba?
Scott: Tuba’s wack.
Andy: Ed plays tuba.
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Scott: Square bingo. I’m learning so much.
Andy: All bingo is square.
Scott: No, he’s now the second seat for Red Bull.
Me: Isn’t there only one seat in the car?
Jess: Is it like second clarinet?
Scott: …yes.
Me: Are you okay?
Scott: My age, it’s so much.
Scott: Who’s the other famous Bob?
Becca: Bob the Builder?
Scott: Why is that car inching forward?
Andy: Oh you know, slippin’.
Scott: Slipping UPHILL?
Me: Is that coffee?
Andy: That is Tim Hortons… drink. I wouldn’t call it coffee.
Scott: If anything, this is the most accurate bean soup.
Andy: Okay Scott, I can either collect the money from you in a country where you have healthcare or a country where you don’t.
Scott: Is that.. a parking enforcement car taking up a spot? That’s kinda fucked up, man.
Scott: And now you’re here, just fartin’ up a storm.
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