Becca: The earth is round?
Keith: No…
Gurjant: You believe in the earth?
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Moses: So yeah, Dyster went and—
Gurjant: Yeah, yeah, Dyster.
Me: You know Dyster?
Gurjant: No.
Gurjant: I have a reverse OnlyFans where I send people pics of my feet and only stop when they send me money.
Jess: That’s harassment.
Gurjant: There’s no way she threw that up. It’s so intact.
Jess: She no chew!
Gurjant: Three years in, I was like, “I haven’t seen you in a while,” and he was like, “yeah my son was sick.” And I was like, “you have a kid?”
Andy: Gurjant likes to tout that the Lakers average less than two eyebrows per person.
Gurjant: I got feedback once after a birthday party.
Andy: Are you still pretending to be a dog person?
Gurjant: Uhhhh… what are you talking about?
Andy: Whoa, you got some muscles, bro.
Gurjant: Those… are bones.
Me: Is that dog named Husband?
Gurjant: Okay so, yes. He belongs to a lesbian couple and they thought it would be funny to name their dog Husband.
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