Andy: This is Bad Bunny.
Gurjant: I’m familiar.
Andy and Scott: Are you?
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Gurjant: It tastes like sad. Also I ate egg.
In-Hye: Ben Affleck.
Gurjant: What?
Becca: The earth is round?
Keith: No…
Gurjant: You believe in the earth?
Moses: So yeah, Dyster went and—
Gurjant: Yeah, yeah, Dyster.
Me: You know Dyster?
Gurjant: No.
Gurjant: I have a reverse OnlyFans where I send people pics of my feet and only stop when they send me money.
Jess: That’s harassment.
Gurjant: There’s no way she threw that up. It’s so intact.
Jess: She no chew!
Gurjant: Three years in, I was like, “I haven’t seen you in a while,” and he was like, “yeah my son was sick.” And I was like, “you have a kid?”
Andy: Gurjant likes to tout that the Lakers average less than two eyebrows per person.
Gurjant: I got feedback once after a birthday party.
Andy: Are you still pretending to be a dog person?
Gurjant: Uhhhh… what are you talking about?
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