Me: Wait, don’t you drink metamucil?
Fab: I used to…. Be interested in it…
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Fab: Did you say Ted Talk or Tiktok?
Me: I think we both know which one I’m talking about.
Fab: Never have I ever taken DICK before.
Becker: Oh, what drug is that?
Andy: The garbage chute light was red.
Me: And you didn’t try it?
Fab: Now that’s a man that knows consent!
Me: Do you want me to cyber bully him for you?
Fab: No, he already has one.
Fab: I’m on Chinese manufacturing live TikTok again.
Fab: And then he puts my kofta on this cloth and I realized this cloth is a pita bread and there’s a stapler on it.
Fab: My first thought when I got my raise was… I can buy a watering can now.
Fab: Does he have a girlfriend?
Me: He’s gay.
Fabienne: Yeah, that’s not really something I go for.
Me: Men?
Both: Hehehehehehe.
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