Fab: My first thought when I got my raise was… I can buy a watering can now.
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Fab: Does he have a girlfriend?
Me: He’s gay.
Fabienne: Yeah, that’s not really something I go for.
Me: Men?
Both: Hehehehehehe.
Me: Call me 大媽.
Grace: You sound like a pimp.
Me and Fabienne: Exactly.
Fabienne: I wonder what Condoleezza Rice is up to these days.
Me: I once found him off a simple detail he mentioned on Hinge.
Fabienne: Abolish the police, let Irisa replace the entire Investigations unit.
Fabienne: So we make fun of her.
Me: Oh, that is so mean.
Fabienne: Yeah, but she is Asian and has dreadlocks.
Me: Oh I see, enough said.
Fabienne: Walk to DUFFERIN?
Me: It’s walkable.
Fabienne: Everything’s walkable if you want to die.
Fabienne: (shows me pics on Tinder)
Me: OHHH, okay! She cuuuute.
Random Dude: (entering elevator as we exit) Yeah?
Us: Yeaaahhhhh!
(On a video call)
Fabienne: Is that a filter? Please tell me that’s a filter. Or is that how you look now?
