(On video call during quarantine)
Me: Oh yeah, I’ve just been dissociating a lot.
Fabienne: Even over video chat?
Me:
Fabienne: …come back…
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Fabienne: Why is it so hard to finish books? Like literally, right now, the book I’m reading is on why it’s so hard to finish books.
Fabienne: Hmm, I don’t know. I want to give them the benefit of the doubt, but I also don’t want to give them anything.
Fabienne: Silicon Valley is too much. Everyone is smart and on a hoverboard.
Me: (dances and hurts neck)
Fabienne: You’re not Jenny Yang.
Fabienne: The fun times are over.
Me: No, no, no. No no no no no no.
Fabienne: No? Okay.
Me: I almost cried. I wanted to, but I couldn’t.
Fabienne: You’re like constipated, but with crying.
Fabienne: I mean, he looked great. I was almost straight for an hour.
Me: I sneezed and farted at the same time.
Fabienne: Proud of you.
Fabienne: She’s like… heteroflexible? So like mostly straight?
Bessie: That’s a thing?
Fabienne: That’s a thing.
