Me: Do you want me to cyber bully him for you?

Fab: No, he already has one.

Fab: I’m on Chinese manufacturing live TikTok again.

Fab: And then he puts my kofta on this cloth and I realized this cloth is a pita bread and there’s a stapler on it.

Fab: My first thought when I got my raise was… I can buy a watering can now.

Fab: Does he have a girlfriend?

Me: He’s gay.

Fabienne: Yeah, that’s not really something I go for.

Me: Men?

Both: Hehehehehehe.

Fabienne: I wonder what Condoleezza Rice is up to these days.

Me: I once found him off a simple detail he mentioned on Hinge.

Fabienne: Abolish the police, let Irisa replace the entire Investigations unit.