Me: Listen, there are layers to this.
Andy: I don’t want you wasting brain cells explaining this to me.
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Sinyi: So who goes first on Bumble if they’re both female?
Andy: Oh they just don’t.
Andy: I found one of your hairs in my shirt and it was keeping me company.
Andy: Would you love me if I was a wormhole?
Me: Uh..
Me: It sounds like a cult.
Andy: I looked into it. Just sounds like a bunch of nerds.
Me: I’m sorry I farted in the middle of Ave Maria.
Andy: No, it’s okay. It’s the perfect time to fart, to be honest.
Becca: (Watching the Chris Rock special) I haven’t seen him in a while, he looks less goofy.
Andy: Yeah, you tend to look that way after you get slapped.
Andy: Yeah Alvin, if you didn’t get stomach-pumped, they wouldn’t be getting married right now.
Andy: If humans could change colours, there would be no racism.
Andy: Don’t put that on your blog.
Andy: So, I don’t know if this is true because I heard it from Family Guy…
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