Andy: Oh Becca, do you want to come with us?
Becca: Um, my head’s too itchy.
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Andy: Are you still pretending to be a dog person?
Gurjant: Uhhhh… what are you talking about?
Keith: Eh, it’s fine. We’re not doing anything tomorrow.
In-Hye: We’re going to a wedding.
Andy: We’re going climbing, bro.
Andy: Whoa, you got some muscles, bro.
Gurjant: Those… are bones.
Me: Oh god, is that 3OH!3 looks like now?
Andy: I don’t want to see it.
Andy: (checks phone) I have $35 in Starbucks gift cards?
Me: Wow, I didn’t know I was marrying into money.
Andy: I think my views have changed.
Me: Since when?
Andy: Since just now.
Me: You know it’s business time when the—
Me and Andy: (in unison) Imagine Dragons comes on.
Andy: (walks into room) I heard slander about our modern-day Shakespeare, Young Thug.
Andy: Do you think you’ll be in the mood after your upper endoscopy?
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