Dilsher: Meat’s not expired unless it’s got mold on it.
Me: Dude… no.
Me: I’m so sleepy.
Sanila: NO! We NEED TO SHAKE OUR ASSES!
Me: Okay.
Me: I wish you could come with us, but I guess some would call that codependency.
Becca: Isn’t this your honeymoon?
Me: Yeah.
Dilsher: Have you guys seen Ginny and Georgia?
Andy: Is it good?
Dilsher: No.
Becca: I think everyone’s closed for labour day weekend.
Sanila: It’s not labour day yet! Keep labouring!
Andrea: (looks at someone’s new haircut) He looks like a lollipop that dropped on the ground.
Sean: One time, I was at a lobster buffet and after five lobsters, I was like, I think I ate too much butter.
Me: Mission Impossible? How is he still alive? These missions are impossible.
Becca: I’m starting to think they might be possible.
Andy: Do you listen to something when you run?
Cass: Yeah, I’m not a psychopath.
Becca: This is like how you accidentally became Buddhist.
My Friends Say Things 