Me: What’s the worst material to make a toilet with?
Me: Paper. Hay.
Becca: Bread… Bread.
Andy: If humans could change colours, there would be no racism.
Andy: Don’t put that on your blog.
Andy: So, I don’t know if this is true because I heard it from Family Guy…
Me: So he’s still not working?
Eric: Yeah, but in his defence, he’s really good at DJ-ing.
(Showing us her closet storage system)
Jenn: This is the way I must be.
Me: She’s a Virgo.
Becca: I see.
Qiqi: Let’s just say I know what I’m going to do on my turn.
Phil: (panicked) What are you going to do? What do you know? YOU DON’T KNOW THAT MUCH!
Hani: Day one has been like entering an ass-kicking contest with no legs and a massive ass.
Fab: He has that leftist appeal because he bikes a lot.
Me: I’m like an introverted extravert.
Michael: So you’re an ambivert. That’s like the bisexuals of sociability.
Fab: One time, this guy I know took out his girlfriend’s diva cup.
Becca: That’s a next level relationship.
Andy: What’s a diva cup?
My Friends Say Things 