Hani: Day one has been like entering an ass-kicking contest with no legs and a massive ass.
Fab: He has that leftist appeal because he bikes a lot.
Me: I’m like an introverted extravert.
Michael: So you’re an ambivert. That’s like the bisexuals of sociability.
Fab: One time, this guy I know took out his girlfriend’s diva cup.
Becca: That’s a next level relationship.
Andy: What’s a diva cup?
Me: Is this music?
Becca: To a grocery store, it is.
Me: The subway is leaving!! (runs)
Me: THE SUBWAY LEFT!
Michael: You Toronto people are so cute with your three minute wait.
Kevin: You know me. I’ve been to anime conventions, car conventions, comic book conventions. I know what nerd B.O. is like.
(On Physical 100)
Me: We were watching him, he’s the olympian.
Andy: Is he any good?
Me and Becca: He won gold.
Andy: Oh, that’s not bad.
Jess: Amy has this saying, “life is lice,” and no one really knows what it means… but you know the vibe of what it means.
Me: I love that the tie goes with the stripes in your suit, which go with the colours in your pocket square.
Michael: Thanks, I just got it ‘cause it was the gayest thing they had.
My Friends Say Things 