Callie: This is what got her into dancing. I showed it to her and then I was like, I created a monster.
Becca: You know what this girl reminds me of? Canva.
Me: As a whole?
Poonam: I went to his concert.
Me: He had a concert?
Poonam: Well there was like fifty other people there.
Me: So a talent showcase.
Farhan: I’m in love. But I feel guilty. I’m deceiving her.
Charm: Is she in love with you?
Farhan: Yeah, yeah, of course.
Mark: ChatGPT told me I should speak to a therapist, so that’s when you know.
Me: I farted so loudly the other day, Google Meet asked me if I wanted to go off mute.
Dustin: AI thinks farting is talking, jobs still safe.
Becca: The earth is round?
Keith: No…
Gurjant: You believe in the earth?
Poonam: I just wanna say… I didn’t KNOW he was a white rapper.
(gets banned on Instagram)
Andy: I’m going to be so productive now. Finally gonna put up that shelf by the coffee nook.
Me: I remember whenever I would slink back to the apps and see the same guys across different platforms and years. I really wonder about them.
Kaili: I wonder if they wonder the same thing about us or if they ever got off.
Me: The abyss stares back…
My Friends Say Things 