Kevin: And the cruel part is, people in the Pokemon world do eat Pokemon.
Me: I… I miss the person I was ten seconds ago.
Ivy: Mom said to socialize with more people, not cats.
Me: Laos food is known for its sticky rice.
Fab: Didn’t you date a Laotian guy?
Me: I don’t blame you for thinking that but no.
Me: (farts)
Becca: Oh my god.
Me: What?
Becca: Why are you saying what like you didn’t just drop an atomic bomb?
Dustin: Honestly, we should’ve seen it coming. No one goes bald for fun.
Becca: I was in awe of his Hinge profile because he was so stupid. He was like, “I can’t tell the difference between a zucchini and cucumber,” and I was like, time to close Hinge forever.
Jess: You can’t not invite him!
Me: WHO IS HE?
Jess: He has… a big face?
Me: Anthony Davis. Is that the one with the eyebrows?
Andy: Yes. It’s insane that THAT is what you know.
Fab: And he was like, “Can I have a milk with ice?” So a milk.. on the rocks? That’s fucking psychotic. Unhinged.
Andy: I think we’ll get through it. I don’t know if mentally we’ll be the same people afterwards but we’ll figure it out.
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