Me: Are you doing okay in America?
Shawn: I’m okay. I bought a gun.
Keith: Eh, it’s fine. We’re not doing anything tomorrow.
In-Hye: We’re going to a wedding.
Andy: We’re going climbing, bro.
Ava: I think inside of me, a little hoe exists.
(At the club)
Becca: I turn around to tell you they’re playing Not Like Us but then I saw you being pulled away into the darkness.
Keith: I don’t want some Gen-Z telling me I’m capping or some skibidi toilet. I want to go home.
Me: You can fit your fist in your mouth?
In-Hye: The problem is no one wants to see it.
Andy: Whoa, you got some muscles, bro.
Gurjant: Those… are bones.
Chithra: And I was trying to be chill, like, “Oh! I love handcuffs in the basement, my favourite!”
Keith: He looks like he lost a lot of money selling crypto.
In-Hye: Who, Devon Booker?
Me: Is that dog named Husband?
Gurjant: Okay so, yes. He belongs to a lesbian couple and they thought it would be funny to name their dog Husband.
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