Fab: Do I continue the blonde or am I healed?
Fab: I was very clearly gay, but one guy kept trying to twirl me. But I wasn’t budging, so I twirled him back.
Me: Are you okay?
Becca: I keep finding meat crumbs on me.
Andrea: One of the toilets was fucked. And on the floor, was an incriminating whole mushroom.
Gurjant: I got feedback once after a birthday party.
Carmina: And we look the guy up, and he’s engaged. She’s crushed. She’s a pisces.
Andy: Oh Becca, do you want to come with us?
Becca: Um, my head’s too itchy.
Wes: And they said go away, daddy. They say that a lot these days.
Fab: Over the pandemic, she started offering Reiki.
Me: (face falls)
Fab: For dogs.
Me: (eyes widen)
Fab: Over Zoom.
Andy: Are you still pretending to be a dog person?
Gurjant: Uhhhh… what are you talking about?
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