Sinyi: It’s cool that Apple’s emojis got all inclusive.
Ava: I got a full body pat down for wearing a feminist shirt. This was when Obama was pres too. Imagine Trump. Jesus.
Daryl: Why are you guys in a washroom, eating macarons and water bottles? This looks like a hostage situation. Don’t develop Stockholm Syndrome.
Ivy: If you have any questions, just ask me. I will not know the answer.
Norman: My dad gets very upset when I take photos or videos of him. He can’t blame me, that’s what he gets for listening and enjoying Sean Paul.
Calvin: Organization is key in research and murderous ploys.
Calvin: I’d be more inclined to reach out to the cat gods before any of whatever human religious belief systems are existing.
Ivy: Your abs look like a 14 year-old boy’s.
Sanila: You look like a sexy robot with a midriff.
Me: Are you okay?
Ava: Not really, but nothing crying in the car can’t fix lol.
My Friends Say Things 