Norman: In my first year math class, we talked about how some infinite sets of numbers are larger than other infinite sets of numbers. Blew my mind.
Crystal: I always think that people who shave their heads get really cold. So exposed… do they need sunscreen?
Becca: …wait, what? Is that supposed to be an innuendo, Ricky?
Ricky: Loll (sic) it’s a reference to the patriarchy. And symbolic representation of man and woman.
Daryl: I was supposed to have a brother but he died when my mom played Laser Quest.
Mom: That’s a really big cloud.
Me: Yeah it looks like a giant fish! And it’s not moving because it’s so lazy.
Mom: Or, it’s not moving because it got killed. Filleted. Hehehehe.
(Summarizing Big Hero Six)
Jess: Yeah, the brother dies. But Baymaaaaax, BAYMAX!!!!
Me: I will not have you TTC when I can drive you.
Sanila: The most romantic words I’ve heard in a while ♥
Sanila: Highlighter brighter than my future.
Me: Timothy, Calvin’s defending his thesis tomorrow.
Timmy: Who’s attacking it?
Me: Omg, did you find a surrogate mother?
Timmy: Why?
Me: Because as far as I know, you are not allowed to make dad jokes yet.
Josh: Duuuuude for the longest time, I thought Bumble was your cat.
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