Me: Made in China.
Rudder: Like all things I love.
(Note: Sinyi was indeed made in China.)
Isaac: My mom almost burned the house down because she was “busy playing Mario Kart”.
Dustin: I just got a free massage and it felt like I got rubbed with a warm spatula.
Mojan: Steve asked me whether birds have sex, so I’m enjoying being the smart one today.
Chris: And it’s okay, my boobs are mine, I will do with them as I please.
Jess: …and then you’ll get infested with ants. And then ants will take over the world. Yo man, ants are scary.
Ivy: “Crimate” IS A WORD!!
Us: Then what does it mean?
Ivy: Uhhh… a law breaking monkey?
Me: Hello Ricky.
Becca: Hello Ricky.
Ricky: Hello Ricky.
Steph: I have $20!
Me: I have $10!
Ricky: I have a lot of money, but I don’t want to share.
Ivy: I think he likes me. But he smells reeeally bad.
My Friends Say Things 