Timmy: What do you do on your days off other than snuggle with your cat?

Calvin: If we blended you up, you could probably all fit inside of that pot.

Ying: She was so small… but so much evil resided within her tiny little body.

Sinyi: Slow is good sometimes, though. Sometimes, jumping into things gets you tangled in something that isn’t right.

Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Daryl: Warlord.

Sinyi: CINDY?

Me: CINDY?

Sinyi: CINDY!!

Me: CINDY!!

Cindy: (closes door)

John: I’ll look for that body butter. Can you eat body butter? I saw it on Scrubs once and didn’t know if that was true.

Callie: He got himself banned at the mall he works at.

Me: Oh, be careful, it’s really pouring out.

Kristina: It’s okay. You’ll be fine, you’re not made of sugar.

Dustin: Coffee is no longer the stimulant, it is the maintenance.