Me: And here is the cat I named Ricky!
Ricky: He looks nothing like me!
Me: Okay, he’s a cat.
Me: Bye, Richard!
Ava: Bye, Richard!
Ava: I thought his name was Jeffrey.
Ava: It’s too basic and it’s gonna go out of style. My mom buys a million off-the-shoulder tops and I’m like “Mom, these are gonna go out of style like ponchos.”
Sinyi: Want some nasty bok choy?
(On why he walks slowly)
Francis: My friend says if you’re making wind with your body, you’re moving too fast.
Dustin: Legit, the thing I miss the most from SF are the burritos. It made me change my opinion on illegal immigration.
Michelle: Girls, GIRLS. If you can’t fit it in, don’t put it in.
Kyle: We should have just continued our game! We were SO FAR!!
Paul: We were only on level 2.
Norman: Material goods can’t hurt your feelings.
Me: My Uber just told me I smell good.
Timmy: Awks. 1 star him. Or 5 star if you’re into that kinda thing.
My Friends Say Things 