Me: It’s not like she has no shape!
Iris: Yeah, she’s round. Circle is a shape.
Daryl: Apology not accepted.
Me: Don’t be a lil bitch.
Me: Don’t be crazy!
Qiqi: Don’t be crazy, be frisky!!!
Me: Oh! Where’s that from?
Qiqi: It’s not from anywhere, I just made it up.
Mojan: Knock, knock.
Me: Who’s there?
Mojan: Dishes.
Me: Dishes who?
Mojan: Dishes Sean Connery.
Me: That’s not funny, why are you crying?
Sanila: Everyone’s been asking me how I feel now that I’m 24. And I’m like, impending doom. That’s what I feel.
Hani: I can’t be sympathetic if you a dumb hoe. I can’t.
Iris: So there’s a member of staff there I don’t like.
Me: Is it that guy?
Iris: With the pony tail?
Me: I think we’re talking about the same guy.
Iris: Yeah. I looked him up later on the staff directory and he wrote, “I love meeting new people.” And I’m like, “no you don’t, you lying piece of shit.”
Ava: CAN YOU MAIL ME A VIAL OF YOUR “GET IT RIGHT GET IT TIGHT”?
Me: (going to Easy on Friday)
Dustin: Wooooooo leggo freshly minted accounting graduates tryna woo you in their Topman two piece suits
Me: Close the door so he can’t escape.
Iris: Kubi or dad?
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