(at a club for his birthday)
Me: Why are you sad?
Julius: Because life is sad.
Me: Do you want a drink—
Julius: (abruptly) Do you know what I care about? Do you know what I care about?!
Julius: INTEREST RATES.
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Julius: Looks like the seven dwarves finally got Snow White.
Us: ….
Me: Wait, that doesn’t make sense. She is quite tan and there is only one of him.
Julius:
Julius:
Julius: Okay, fine. You got me.
Julius: I was born in Canada but they put me in the ESL class.
Nat: Yeah, people were nice. No one touched us.
Julius: So does that mean they’re nice or we’re ugly?
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