Mom: And don’t leave any money lying around.
Me: Mom, I don’t have any money.
Mom: That’s why I texted you last night. I was worried that the wind storm blew you away.
Becca: He’s like a persistent pimple that you think has gone away but keeps coming back in different locations.
Anviksha: Please don’t be troubled by these clowns.
Kristina: Once you turn 26, your life is over.
Linda: Wednesdays are family swim at my pool. This means screaming children and suspiciously warm water in the shallow end.
Dustin: It’s times like this where I wish I didn’t give up my future in basketball to pursue dreams of coding.
Sanila: Your makeup looks too cute to cry right now.
Wendy: I have mini meltdowns all the time. I have to wonder if it’s PMS and it usually isn’t.
Me: Yeah, so many people are getting engaged!
Amanda: Yeah, I know and I’m like, “what’s wrong with you?”
My Friends Say Things 