Anviksha: Trust gems like you to find gems like that.
Kristina: Did you know, when pigeons eat rice, they explode? That’s why you shouldn’t throw rice at weddings.
Me: (shocked silence)
Kristina: It’s true.
Me: Why would I get fake married? I don’t even want to be real married!
Steph: THAT’S WHY!!!
Emily: You know, I’m not worried about his penis.
Lauren: I think you might. I think you might.
Fabienne: At first I was scared because I was like, “oh no, white man, no do that!!” but then I was like, “ohhh, white man do good”.
Sanila: Why are you gyrating?
Kelly: You can’t fix loss.
Amanda: Fuck, I forgot about the smelly nerds.
Ethan: This is oddly sweet.
Me: It’s a sweet potato..
Andy T: I’m anti-vegan. Vegans shouldn’t be eating d*** or c*** because it’s meat.
My Friends Say Things 