Claudia: As is tradition, Mike will be making some kind of punch that few will enjoy, but otherwise it’ll be BYOB.
Me: What! Where are you going? Aren’t you going to stay for Wine Friday?
My boss: It’s Wine Everyday.
Me: Mom……………..
Mom: What? What happened?! Did you slip and fall again?
Kristina: Me and Trixie have the same sense of humour. It’s concerning, but also kinda nice.
Kaili: Keep snacks at your desk or you become snack.
Me: Don’t look at me like that, you’re just as crazy as me.
Rebecca: I CAN STILL JUUUUUDGE.
Amanda: Oh yeah, I love Sims.
Marguerite: Oh yeeeeessssssss, I loved killing them.
Sinyi: I have a folder called “hilarious photos of Irisa” and one of the photos is just titled, “LOL”.
(Wailing in background)
Me: Do you hear that child?
Becca: That’s a CHILD?!?!? It sounds like iron being scraped against concrete.
Kevin: You can’t be needy and destructive at the same time.
Ivy: They’re synonymous.
Me: Oooooooh mic drop.
My Friends Say Things 