Ryan: To be fair, when you’re bald, there’s only so many avenues you can go down.
Andy: You know how much Hakka takeout one child costs?
Charlie: In a good way, they don’t care about anything. But in a bad way, they don’t care about anything.
Kaili: Oh man, that wind is doing that man’s hair dirty up top.
Man: (turns around and stares at us)
Kaili: …I forgot the windows were down.
Becca: How good could a smoothie be?
Don: It’s so good! Hailey put her whole Hail-ussy in it.
Jenn: You usually don’t win battles with the wall, but I did with my face.
Dustin: My brain’s so empty right now.
Me: Oh my god, what’s that like?
Dustin: Uhhhhhhh…
Scott: No, he’s now the second seat for Red Bull.
Me: Isn’t there only one seat in the car?
Jess: Is it like second clarinet?
Scott: …yes.
Me: You know that dress that was either white and gold, or blue and black?
Andy: You mean purple and brown?
Me: I unlocked a free month of Ancestry.com through UberEats? What in the dystopian hell?
Don: Yay!!!!
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