Jason: My team is really into Harry Potter and I’ve been pretending to fit in.
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Alvin: Heavy metal?
Andy: There’s a time and place.
Jon: Which is never and nowhere.
Kaili: Like a hot dog in a hallway, it hit nothing.
Kat: A bird shit on his face and I felt the force of the splatter when it hit him.
Callie: My dad is Catholic and my mom’s not. She said she believes in dreams.
Fab: Does he have a girlfriend?
Me: He’s gay.
Quyen: OOOoOOh, cashier’s kinda cute.
Me: He’s gay.
Quyen: Awwwww…
Ally: Okay, so I did something stupid.
Me: Did you take a shit and clog the toilet?
Ally: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Ally: But that IS something I would do.
Surbhi: Well, he’s not my good friend so much as his dog is.
Andy: So I’m not into basketball but I’m very into shit talk and there’s a lot of shit talk going on right now.
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