Kevin: Oh look, it’s the UN pretending to do something again.
Author Archives: Irisa
Deshi: I think we should go to a metal show.
Me and Val: (in unison) No.
Val: Collectively, we all make up one whole man.
Sanila: (driving, to pedestrian taking photos) MOVE! Do you really want to die for BlogTO?
Random dude 1 on street: Dude, I wanna go out in Vancouver, I’ve never been—
Random dude 2: No, you don’t.
Ivy: So we were watching this video and it said there were more rats than people in New York.
Ferva: And you watched a video on that??
Andy: Okay Scott, I can either collect the money from you in a country where you have healthcare or a country where you don’t.
Me: I have Crave. Do you need to mooch?
Don: OH MY GOD I could never. Maybe.
Me: Oh, you get all the good ubers, mine don’t like me because I boss them around a lot.
Deshi: Oh… I barfed a lot in mine.
Me: That taco place we wanted to check out is apparently closed due to a family emergency.
Fab: During Pride? That’s homophobic.
Me: So what did you think of the election?
Uber driver: I don’t follow them, they are all corruption.
Siri: Sorry, I didn’t understand that.
Uber driver: See? No one understands!
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