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Becca: I was gonna be Pitbull but it’s too hard to get a bald cap these days.
Me: What did you just say?
Andy: I’m going to soul-read your LLM.
Becca: (pushing luggage trolley) Oh, this is all wheel drive, nice.
Kaili: Last time I checked, Gary was single.
Poonam: Not that Gary, this Gary.
Kaili: THAT Gary?
Jared: I always open with a kumbaya circle, which everyone hates but I love because it makes everyone mad.
Becca: What is this?
Me: It’s like a jelly thing.
Becca: Oh, it’s just for enjoyment? Nah.
Mark: My friend married for the US visa. It was hell.
Charm: Is this friend actually you?
Callie: This is what got her into dancing. I showed it to her and then I was like, I created a monster.
Becca: You know what this girl reminds me of? Canva.
Me: As a whole?
My Friends Say Things 