Me: (farts)
Becca: Oh my god.
Me: What?
Becca: Why are you saying what like you didn’t just drop an atomic bomb?
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Dustin: Honestly, we should’ve seen it coming. No one goes bald for fun.
Becca: I was in awe of his Hinge profile because he was so stupid. He was like, “I can’t tell the difference between a zucchini and cucumber,” and I was like, time to close Hinge forever.
Jess: You can’t not invite him!
Me: WHO IS HE?
Jess: He has… a big face?
Me: Anthony Davis. Is that the one with the eyebrows?
Andy: Yes. It’s insane that THAT is what you know.
Fab: And he was like, “Can I have a milk with ice?” So a milk.. on the rocks? That’s fucking psychotic. Unhinged.
Andy: I think we’ll get through it. I don’t know if mentally we’ll be the same people afterwards but we’ll figure it out.
Jenn: I learned what gaydead is. It’s when you’re dead after 30.
Becca: Are we gaydead??
Me: No, we’re not gay.
Emilia: A lot of edits are opinions.
Becca: It’s a lawless place, the DVP.
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