Me: Why didn’t you guess tuba?
Scott: Tuba’s wack.
Andy: Ed plays tuba.
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Fab: You’re like 15 minutes away from building a bunker.
Me: I would if I could! The good ones are several million.
Fab: You… looked..?
Becca: The glizzies here are kinda overrated. In fact, they’re even really glizzies. You know?
Sinyi: His fine motor skills are not there.
Me: How’s his handwriting?
Sinyi: Boy.
Me: Was my wedding hair giving Amish man sideburns?
Andy: I’m not going to entertain this conversation.
Becca: I’ve never heard that song before. I’m the first of my bloodline.
Andrew: His name was Tasobellis and he looked like a guy we worked with that was obsessed with Taco Bell.
Me: Was he Pitbull [for Halloween]?
In-Hye: Our bald friend called Keith out for cultural appropriation.
Me: You don’t know who Future is?
Khalil: No.
Me: Mask Off? Percocet, molly, percocet?
Khalil: No.
Kaili: I was just thinking, if I was buying a house and the apocalypse happens, I’m going to be so upset. I’m never going to financially recover from this, like wow.
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