Iris: So I joined the Anthropology Student Union and I’m the only sober one.
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Me: Cats can’t taste sweet.
Brad: Maybe that’s why I don’t like kumquats.
Me: You’re not a cat.
(filming the guards at Buckingham Palace)
Jess: I’ll just use my camera so I can zoom in and it will still be high qual. It looks like they’re gangbanging but whatevs.
Me: Do guys notice if my mascara’s clumpy?
Brad: What’s mascara?
Mojan: Do you ever look in the mirror and go, “Wow imagine losing me, lol tragic”? ‘Cause I do.
Mojan: Sounds like they’re looking for a potato, not a woman.
Me: Does her hat say pizza on it?
Ava: No, it says Yeezus.
Mojan: “Fat people falling?” Why is that an option on Youtube?
Becca: I don’t think cornbread’s a vegetable.
Timmy: Well, if he’s cute and hot and can care for you, what more can you ask for?
My Friends Say Things 