Me: You have WeChat? I’m gonna add you right now.
Sinyi: I don’t use it.
Me: I just saw you using it.
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Sinyi: We forgot stairs so we cut out green circles and labelled them “transporters”.
Callie: Oh no, I hope they don’t think I care about them.
Sinyi: Didn’t he stick his head in the snow one time like an ostrich?
Me: You should have a blog called “Daryl’s Theories”.
Daryl: They’re not theories! They’re TRUE!!
Ania: I tried wearing thongs for a week. It didn’t work out. They’re better for slingshots.
Me: What are you gonna be for Halloween?
Tony: I’m gonna be the biggest skank.
Iris: Wannabe thugs. The worst kind of thug.
Kareen: And now, the saxophone solo.
Ricky: ….what? That’s a piano, dude.
Ivy: He wrote a book about me! I was the antagonist!
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