(reminiscing about playing outside during recess)
Jess: So one time in grade two, Tiffany and I found a jalapeno pepper.
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Callie: What’s your favourite colour?
Francis: Plaid.
Callie: There’s a woman wailing in the background. Oh wait, she’s singing.
Kareen: She should find the source of the ants.
Me: I think eating cornmeal will kill them.
Jenny: Is it too heavy? Will they die of obesity?
Driving Instructor: Another tip: never go to someone’s house. You never know. He might have been a cannibal.
Ava: There’s everyone there. Children, mothers, hoes.
(on Blue Star Donuts)
Jasmine: LIFE CHANGING DONUTS I STILL HAVE DREAMS ABOUT THOSE DONUTS. There’s also voodoo but those are ok la. They just look like diabetes. Good for the grams but no Gucci for the body.
Jenn: How long’s the wait?
Server: It’s conceptual.
Me: How was the Grand Canyon?
Sinyi: It was grand. And canyon-y.
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