Chris: And it’s okay, my boobs are mine, I will do with them as I please.
Author Archives: Irisa
Jess: …and then you’ll get infested with ants. And then ants will take over the world. Yo man, ants are scary.
Ivy: “Crimate” IS A WORD!!
Us: Then what does it mean?
Ivy: Uhhh… a law breaking monkey?
Me: Hello Ricky.
Becca: Hello Ricky.
Ricky: Hello Ricky.
Steph: I have $20!
Me: I have $10!
Ricky: I have a lot of money, but I don’t want to share.
Ivy: I think he likes me. But he smells reeeally bad.
Ava: You’ll get lost in my eyes. I’ve been told I have menacing eyes.
Callie: His goal this summer is to conquer every Swiss Chalet in the GTA.
Francis: I kept asking him why his dog is named Toronto but his dog wasn’t named Toronto.
(He followed a man with a dog home.)
Me: You have WeChat? I’m gonna add you right now.
Sinyi: I don’t use it.
Me: I just saw you using it.
