Me: Do you want one?
Janice: Is it alcoholic?
Me: Yes.
Janice: Yes.
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Shawn: Whoever’s on my team… Feel bad.
Sinyi: There’s a show called Marriage or Mortgage. They often pick marriage.
Me: Oh wow, really?
Sinyi: I’ve only watched one episode.
Becca: Oh, it’s not on Gmail, it’s on Outlook.
Me: Ew.
Roy: Is this what lean tastes like?
Phil: My heel kinda hurt.
Me: It says here that corresponds to the sciatic nerve?
Phil: It’s probably because I fractured my heel.
Me: I died that night.
Becca: Was that the time you woke up with calamari in your mouth?
Me: Yeah.
Poonam: Yep. It’s ride or die. Currently, I’m on the die part.
Me: Do you want hand cream?
Andy: Uh, it’s okay. I’ll be holding a hot dog soon.
Me: Whoa, Drunkard Noodle!
Fab: That sounds like a slur.
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