Me: I’m pretty pleased at how accurate my nomenclature is.
Sanila: Holy shit. He does look evil. Slightly unhinged.
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Dad: Me, the cat and this hot water kettle are all losing our memories.
Me: Am I expecting too much from you, computer?
Kristina: I mean, probably. If you really want the computer to work, you’re fooling yourself.
Me: Your hair is so long now!
Steph: I know!!
Callie: It’s long enough to drag in food now, I’m so proud.
Sanila: Scared is good. It’ll keep pushing you.
Sinyi: She’s so tall. She’s like a linguine.
Me: I showered for you guys.
Steph: Why? You’re just gonna get smelly again.
Becca: There’s an epilepsy warning!!
Me: Let’s play!!
Becca: OKAY!
Ivy: I don’t get sick. I’m vegan.
Me: My chair almost rolled away as I was trying to sit in it.
Kristina: I would have laughed at you.
Me: I wouldn’t blame you.
Kristina: I just can’t, I’m not good at compassion.
My Friends Say Things 