Taylor: (eats cookie) This is how I want to die.
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Me: I’m gonna buy this throw, it’s gonna be the love of my life.
Sanila: All the cuddles without the drama.
Sinyi: You’ve been waiting your whole life, you can wait a few more months.
Me: I find myself buying a lot of activewear when I’m stressed.
Ivy: So you can run away? Yeah I get it.
Daryl: My friends are in LA.
Me: Why didn’t you go with them?
Daryl: I didn’t want to go, so I said I’m in Florida.
Me: …Hurricane Irma….
Daryl: Yeah, my story wasn’t that well planned.
Kristina: So I sent them screenshots. Like, you want receipts, I’ve got receipts.
Me: It’s like, “I’m Kim and you’re Taylor.”
Kristina: Exactly.
Sanila: WE’RE ALL CRAZY. WHY DO YOU THINK WE GET ALONG SO WELL?
Sinyi: Do you want a drink? (gestures towards tea cup)
Me: (leans in)
Sinyi: Mike made it.
Me: (pauses, suspicious look) What’s in it?
Sinyi: Tequila.
Me: Dear god.
Me: I have never heard you laugh like that before. Never ever.
Lauren: That’s because I don’t drink at school.
Mojan: We went house viewing and the decorator had put stock photos of a white family all around the house.
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