Mojan: She’s lazy and condescending, which is my least favourite combo.
Author Archives: Irisa
Ryan: Hmb means Hold My Beer.
Sinyi: How often do you need to say that?
Ryan: You’ve never been to the south.
Me: What about veg?
Dustin: I can’t eat my food’s food, Irisa. My food needs it to grow.
Conrath: Why don’t you just drink your coffee black?
Me: BECAUSE I LOVE MYSELF.
Andrew: Your part is so good, I hate it.
Sinyi: We are very similar. In a very different way.
Me: That’s not what similar means.
Sinyi: HUEHUEHUEHUE
Mojan: In the words of Cardi B, I won’t let these hoes bother me.
Enya: I saw an ad that says to man up and get your flu shot. What does gender have to do with that?
Emily: Yeah, of course, that doesn’t change your gender.
Jeff: I went to college for radio. If you did your assignments drunk, you got a better mark.
Kevin: Ever think it’s called sand because it’s between land and sea?
